Today I'm going to show you how to get better at Black Ops. This is the method that most tryhards and other people that like to pi$$ you off use.


Okay, 1st things 1st.



Don't move around. Moving is for the weak
Find a nice corner, and set up camp. Sit there with your sights aimed down

Use the Cheapest guns.
YOU HEARD ME! Use a Galil/Famas. They are both overpowered and will kill your enemy before they can say "Pseudoantidisestablishmentarianism"

Connection, Connection, Connection
Since the Black Ops servers are so terrible, the team with the host always has way better connection than the opposing team. Use the two tips before this one and you have a winning team. If the host is on the other team, you're screwed. Leave the game as fast as possible

The level
If you notice, the higher levels/prestiges are always seperated from the low levels. Take note of this. If you're not prestiged, you're going to get ***** up the ***. Rage quit as fast as possible.

If these don't work:

Go outside!
You're killing virtual people in a virtual world. Go outside, get a tan, and do something productive

If they use these tactics against you
Make sure you rage at them. Call them a noob, insult their mother and couch. You know the drill

If you feel this game is taking too much of your time...
If you want to do something productive, but find Black Ops is getting in the way, follow these instructions!
1.Hold disc
2.Snap in two pieces

Viola! You are now free!