I Hit You In The Face With The Ping Pong Paddle
User Below: ShotGun

I take your shot gun and put a trip wire so when you come to your bathroom to take a ****, you get Pwn3d!

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Sack of nickles

this is so unorginized ha

Steiny wrote I take your shot gun and put a trip wire so when you come to your bathroom to take a ****, you get Pwn3d!

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Sack of nickles

Thanks for those

Now just let me piss, all over them, and shove them down your throat, then punch you until you eventually vomit them back up for me then i put them in a bag and beat you and laugh as you helplessely try to crawl away. I then shove them into your left eye and gouge it out and smile at you. I call an ambulance and your sent to the hospital. Right before they put you out for surgery you see me dressed as a doctor smiling at you. You wake up terrified of what i did to you. I then casually greet you at your house and procede to beat you until death with those nickles.


User below
Here have a cat

Ragnarock wrote

Steiny wrote I take your shot gun and put a trip wire so when you come to your bathroom to take a ****, you get Pwn3d!

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Sack of nickles

Thanks for those

Now just let me piss, all over them, and shove them down your throat, then punch you until you eventually vomit them back up for me then i put them in a bag and beat you and laugh as you helplessely try to crawl away. I then shove them into your left eye and gouge it out and smile at you. I call an ambulance and your sent to the hospital. Right before they put you out for surgery you see me dressed as a doctor smiling at you. You wake up terrified of what i did to you. I then casually greet you at your house and procede to beat you until death with those nickles.


User below
Here have a cat

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH you my friend win in my book 8)

Ragnarock wrote

Steiny wrote I take your shot gun and put a trip wire so when you come to your bathroom to take a ****, you get Pwn3d!

Below:

Sack of nickles

Thanks for those

Now just let me piss, all over them, and shove them down your throat, then punch you until you eventually vomit them back up for me then i put them in a bag and beat you and laugh as you helplessely try to crawl away. I then shove them into your left eye and gouge it out and smile at you. I call an ambulance and your sent to the hospital. Right before they put you out for surgery you see me dressed as a doctor smiling at you. You wake up terrified of what i did to you. I then casually greet you at your house and procede to beat you until death with those nickles.


User below
Here have a cat

Thanks for the cat.
But what you didnt realise is that this cat is an ex-CIA Cat. I train the cat to kill anyone who spells like nickles. First off is you... The cat nibbles at your feet while you sleep and slowly but shorely eats right down to your ancles, so now with no feet you wake up and go to get your mail. But standing up is your worste enemy with no feet. You fall to the ground and the cat poops on your head. So crawling to the phone to call 911 with cat poop on your head can't be good. So while crawling the cat then thinks its funny to attack you just like it would to a mouse. Scratching away at your face while you helplesly cry. You hear a knock at your door (knock, knock). You then scream for help, but they can't hear you... or can they? The cat that you gave me opens the door using a stepladder it found while going through your moms knicker draw. Once the door was opened a whole gang of evil cats come rushing in. They then form a cat pyramid and all poop on you at the same time causing you to suffercate and die.

User below I give you a pack of banannas.

I shove all the bananas down your throat so you choke
User below: I give you a hamster.

I shove the hamster up ya pen!s and he eats your balls.

User below - You have a warm fart <3

i blow it back into your butt.

user below have a gum wrapper

I'm an alien. I was sent to earth to be the decider. I decide if my planet blows up the earth or not. Because of that post. I have my decision. I also win the game. Sense i win i think you know what my decision was.