What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost ...lol

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?
Pok im on...

"Allen4pyd"

A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: "Barbara, you've done very well so far - $500,000 and one lifeline left -- phone a friend.

The next question will give you the top prize of One Million dollars if you get it right ... but if you get it wrong you will drop back to $32,000 -- are you ready?"

Barbara: "Sure, I'll have a go!"

Regis: "Which of the following birds does not build it's own nest?

Is it........

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush

Remember Barbara its worth 1 Million dollars."

"I think I know who it..but I'm not 100%...

No, I haven't got a clue. I'd like to phone a friend Regis, just to be sure.

Regis: "Yes, who, Barbara, do you want to phone?

Barbara: "I'll phone my friend Maggie back home in Birmingham."

(ringing)

Maggie (also a blonde): "Hello..."

Regis: "Hello Maggie, its Regis here from Who Wants to be a Millionaire-I have Barbara here and she is doing really well on $500,000, but needs your help to be a Million.

The next voice you hear will be Barbara's and she'll read you the question.

There are 4 possible answers and 1 correct answer and you have 30 seconds to answer -- fire away Barbara."

Barbara: "Maggie, which of the following birds does not build it's own nest? Is it:

A-Robin

B-Sparrow

C-Cuckoo

D-Thrush"

Maggie: "Oh Gees, Barbara that's simple.....It's a Cuckoo."

Barbara: "You think?"

Maggie: "I'm sure."

Barbara: " Thanks Maggie." (hangs up)

Regis: "Well, do you want to stick on $500,000 or play on for the Million, Barbara?"

Barbara: "I want to play, I'll go with C-Cuckoo"

Regis: "Is that your final answer?"

Barbara: "It is."

Regis: "Are you confident?"

Barbara: "Yes fairly, Maggie's a sound bet."

Regis: "Barbara.....you had $500,000 and you said C-Cuckoo ...you're right! - You have just won ONE MILLION DOLLARS.

Here is your check. You have been a great contestant and a real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for Barbara."

(clapping)

That night Barbara calls round to Maggie and brings her down to a local bar for a celebration drink and, as they are sipping their Champagne, Barbara turns to Maggie and asks "Tell me Maggie, How in God's name did you know that it was the Cuckoo that does not build its own nest?

Maggie: "Listen Barbara, everybody knows that a Cuckoo lives in a clock."

yo mamas+ so fat they had to change 1 size fits all to 1 size fits most!!!


GT x Brian97 x

my gt is MLG x RAMMSTIAN and my joke is ???? I had a nightmare last night that i was eaten a marshmellow and i woke up and my pillow was gone hahah there u go

I'll tell you a joke, you're a troll

an english man an irishman an frenchman and a pakistani were on top of a building, they had to throw something off the building that they had too much of. the irishman threw off money and said we have too much of that in our country, the frenchman threw off wine and said we have too much of that in our country and the englishman turned to the pakistani and the pakistani said don't you **** dare!

theres a girl and the boy

the girl asks to come over

boy:no
girl:please?
boy:fine

the girl asks to go in the shower with him

boy:no
girl:please?
boy:fine but dont look down

*girl looks down*

girl:whats that
boy:thats my rubber duckie

the girl asks to sleep with the boy and he says fine

the boy wakes up in the hospital

boy:what happened?

girl:i was playing with your rubber duckie but it squirted at me,so i bit it off

boy:OH :idea:

xx 2lethal xx and whats black long and sweaty???





A the line at KFC

OH AND MY GT is eG_x_ChiPPy send me and inv if it was funny