what do you call a paki on the moon : Problem
what do you call 2 paki's on the moon : Problem
what do you call 3 paki's on the moon : problem
what do you call all the paki's on the moon : Problem solved

GT: Ch1pmunk JOE

Q.Why did the girl drop her lolly-pop?





A.Cos she got hit by a bus




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what do u call a 2 pakis in a sleeping bag:
ans:A twix

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Yo momma is like the bumuda triangle they swallowed a load a siemen/seamen

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5 spots left in the lobby!!!! I will invite you for free if you tell me a funny joke. ******

IK z v pwN iiT What do u call 2 black women sleeping with a white guy = oreo

my friend is name roach.. his nickname..so 1 day he was playing gamecube wen sudenly his mom yells roach! he says yes and she said no a roach..lol my gt RaW x hackzZ

yo mom is so fat she uses a matress as a tampon
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paddy irish man paddy english man and paddy scottish man walking thru a desert they seen a pile of birds they ate them then they came across and pile of eyes they ate then the came across a pile of fish they ate them then they came across a pile of fingers they ate them then they reached the restruant the waiter said what ru having they said they are not hungry because they already had birds eyes fish fingers [/code] GT:WeeDecs

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."



An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.

The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"

The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"

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gt puey 2k8

would you be offended if a midget told u ur hair smelled good





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