Boy walks in and hears his mum shout "ahh shit" in the doorway,
Boy asks "what does that mean", mum says "its another word for doormat".

Boy goes into the kitchen and hears his sister shout "****",
Boy asks "what does that mean", sister says "its another word for cutting"

Boy goes upstairs and hears his dad shout "BALLOCKS",
Boy asks "what does that mean", dad says "its another word for shaving"

Boy goes downstairs and sees his grand parents at the door and says "Hi granny, hi grandad, come in and wipe you feet on the shit, mums **** the turkey and dads shaving his ballocks"

Hope i win :L

jpurdy1402 wrote all u have to do is reply with the a joke the funniest ones will win rep also will help there are 3 prizes.
1st place - 84 dzeko wolfsberg
2nd place - 84 lopez lyon
3rd place - 82 sagna arsenal

have fun
should add this is my first one

I would really like to win dzeko as i am building a bundesliga team and he would fit in perfectly

good one keep it coming decided to make it quick gonna finish at 20 past

lyleandkieran wrote

jpurdy1402 wrote all u have to do is reply with the a joke the funniest ones will win rep also will help there are 3 prizes.
1st place - 84 dzeko wolfsberg
2nd place - 84 lopez lyon
3rd place - 82 sagna arsenal

have fun
should add this is my first one

I would really like to win dzeko as i am building a bundesliga team and he would fit in perfectly

You have to post a joke like i did

Theres a new cure for homosexuality its called lip balm, you put it on your arsehole and it says it keeps the chaps away....BUDUUM CHHHHHH!!!

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

Hannah montana DVD: 10
Vaseline: 2
Tisses: 1
Look on cashiers face when you buy them: Priceless ;)

TTG_SheeP wrote

lyleandkieran wrote

jpurdy1402 wrote all u have to do is reply with the a joke the funniest ones will win rep also will help there are 3 prizes.
1st place - 84 dzeko wolfsberg
2nd place - 84 lopez lyon
3rd place - 82 sagna arsenal

have fun
should add this is my first one

I would really like to win dzeko as i am building a bundesliga team and he would fit in perfectly

You have to post a joke like i did

Oh damn. sorry i didnt realise. Hes my joke.

A guy called paddy has broke his two legs. His mate comes round to see him. Paddy asks his friend to go upstairs and get his slippers. He walks into his room and paddy's two gorgeous 18 year old daughters are eitting on the bed. He says that paddy sent him up here to f uck yous both. The girls say f uck off. Prove it. He shouts down to paddy 'Both of them ?' He replies 'Yes whats the use of Fu cking one ?'
Hope i win dzeko

Funny chat up lines a 1 joke
A boy said to his teacher he's going on holiday and his teacher said learn 3 new words so on the plane he heard take off and in africa he saw a man patting a zebra and on the way back he heard a baby crying and mums saying dont cry baby so he used them words and when he got back his teacher asked what new words did you learn and the boy answered back
Take off-Ze-bra-Baby
Chat up lines
Nice legs .... what time do they open
You have 206 bones in your body ... want 1 more?
I wish your were a door so i could bang you all day long