vBinghaMv wrote Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

Haha, thats a good one

What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
They both swallowed a lot of se(a)men.
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Alzheimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her way home; don't **** her."

less than 5 mins left

A man walks into a bar with a Girrafe, they're both drinking and the Giraffe passes out, as the man walks out of the bar the bartender says "You can't leave that Lyin' there." the man turns around and says "It's not a Lion it's a Girrafe."

Yay, i came second, how do we get the players

TTG_SheeP wrote

vBinghaMv wrote Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

Haha, thats a good one

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