Aight so im 15, gonna turn 16 in 4 days. I drive my lincon my parents bought me and they dont care that i dont have my license yet,im a sophmore, im well known around my school, im sorta known as the guy that has balls and isn't afraid to do stupid shit X) Im the only one of my whole group of friends that dosent play a sport, everyone knows i play call of duty all day and nobody cares X). im not a loser or anything it just pisses me off when people think that just becuse you play xbox alot it makes you a loser. I like this girl alot, and she likes me. and thats what starts the most interesting night of my life...ohhh and btw we all live in the same general area so this is all within a 6 mile radius.



8:15 I go to my friends house that lives about 15min away from me to drop off 2 bottles of grey goose, as a birthday present. He is gonna have a party later, He tells me to have a few shots so i take 2 and no more since i have to drive home.

10:30 Getting ready to take a nap before the party, im gonna go around 12:00. Then my phone rings...its her. She wants to come over for a bit so she comes, little did i know that she had been drinking before so shes really **** up. she comes over and my parents are not asleep yet so i go outside to talk to her, shes driving her moms BWM. I get in the car and she drives down my neighborhood. She parks turns off the lights and things lead to outer things. So shes on top of me making out with her shirt off, we stop and i ask her something, i ask her if shes ready for a realtion ship and she said no she wasn't, she says that one of my best friend isaac likes her, and then we started fighing (not actually hitting her but yelling) so im like, im out of here man and i slam the door and start walking home. she follows me in her car and she iss wayyy **** up and i didnt want anything to happen to her so i drive her home, she lives 2 miles away from me btw. so i take her home and make shure she gets inside safe, then i start the 2 mile walk home..boy did that suck.

11:50 I arrive at my house and im running late, i start getting ready and my friend comes and picks me up, the plan was to tell my parents im sleeping at his house then going to the gym in the morning. But we were obviously going to the party . So were there at the party and im just drinkin with my friends there enjoying themselves and then i realize how heart broken i am,i almost wanted to cry, but im just not like that.. shes just a ho and i actually like her,! Now most of you know that at high school partys there is always drugs, no matter what. So theres alot of weed, alcohol, sex just everything. COPSSSSSSSSSSS! it happed in a matter of seconds i swear man it was friggen crazy. the neighbors had called the cops and now there are cops everywhere people were running with **** 18packs and everything! there was atleast 100 people there EASY! Now im use to theys things so before every party you have what we call a "raid partner" where no matter what happens you guys stick together to lessen the change of getting caught. So i jump the fence like nothing, becuse im 6'1 so were running in an open field leading to a canal dirt road, then another neighborhood. RWHOOOOOOO!

Its the cops...getting out of there car.. and..

Chapter 2 [updated 3/3/11]

1:50Getting chased by pedo bear, you run as fast as you can, even tho you know your gonna get caught in the end, thats how I felt. So were there running for our life, and this is like rough terrain and stuff, so theres fallen trees, holes, mud just everything and its pitch black. So there we are running like friggen T.O. when i looked back to see how close they were and there were farr behind us, right when i thought we were in the clear i tripped over a huge hole, and fall straight to the floor like a friggen idiot! I swear the pain was horrible i still think i fractured it or something! so my friend helps me up and by now were pritty close to my friend dantes neighborer hood, so we jump the fence and i start calling him. He answers and i ask him its alright if i crash there, since my friend was gonna sleep over at his own house by himself since we cant sleep at the party house since theres cops swarming all over my area.My other friend walks home..we will hear more about him later.

2:30 By this time you already know Ive been through alot, getting in a fight with the girl i like alot, walking 2 miles in the dark, getting chased by the cops, and spraining my ankle. Im thinking, ahh finally im safe, time to play some xbox, and chill for the rest of the night. Well i was still pritty messed up by now, so i wanted someone else to chill with, dantes neighbor was a "friend" of mine that we use to "hang" alot, so i knew what was gonna happen. At first she said she said she couldn't sneak out, so i was pritty pissed, but she txts me back saying to give her 10min. Shure enough she came over to his back yard. My friend was pritty tired so he said he was gonna go watch tv in the living room, so i could be with her alone. So i was like aight!

2:40Some of you may know that clubs close at 3, no dantes mom was what we like to call a , M.I.L.F. So she would club often since she was living the single life haha. So were making out and then shes like, do you wanna go inside? and im like shure, so we walk inside and shure enough dante is asleep on the couch watching sponge bob, so we go to the closest room, which happens to be the laundry room. Now you guys know i was all heart broken and half drunk, so i needed some loving man! So she jumps on the counter by the washing machine and we start uhh "interacting" (since we cant talk about that stuff) We were at it for about 20min when i hear the back door open and i thought it was dante going outside to see if we were still there so i stopped but didn't put my close back on, i kept listing...and the laundry room door slams open!

It was dantes mom...and her boyfriend..

Chapter 3 [updated 3/9/11] (Sorry it took so long Ive been really busy)

3:15 So there I am with my pants off mouth WIDE OPEN amazed at how royally **** i am! "OHHHH MYYYY GODDD!!", yelled his mom "Get...The **** out",her boyfriend said. With out even thinking i pull my pants half up my legs and run the hell out of there leaving her behind, I start running down the neighborhood with out looking back, i climb a fence and once again.. and im running. So by the time i get tired which is like a quarter mile, im pritty close to my other friends house (im not gonna use any real names since some of you have me on facebook) so i call him up and he tells me that he is with his girl friend atm but i still could go over that heys gonna call his (hot) sister to come pick me up so i was alright badass.

3:45So his sister comes and picks me up on the side of the road, and ohh boy did she look hot, i wish i could say i got lucky with her but shes a senior :/ anyways we get there to his house and him and his girl friend are watching a movie, so i was like okay im gonna go catch some zzz's so peace! the peace only lasted for about 20min.. SOOO his parents never even knew that he had a girl friend over so when his dad came out of his room in his boxers half asleep.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Look guys i hardly had time to put this haha, today is my birthday! so im gonna go have dinner with my parents in a bit, ill post the rest later.

...Peace, Love 2 Bumps -Steven