-So everyday when I come home from work i find my wife on the bed sweating and panting.
-For the next month it has been everyday samething shes on the bed sweating and panting.
-So I think of a good plan of what to do to find out what she is doing.
-So I go to the pet store and look through all the animals untill i see a Parrot.
-I go up to the shop keeper and say how much for that parrot.
-He says well hes only 10 dollors because its hard to stand him on the stand because he -has no legs.
-So I asked well how is he on it now
And the shopkeeper says well you take his :idea: and wrap it around the stand.
-So i decided to buy the parrot and take him home.
-When i get home i tell the bird what he needs to do and he has to tell me everything he sees.
-I wake up the next morning wrap his :idea: around the stand and go to work.
-So when I get home from work I run to my bedroom to find my wife again sweating and panting so i run over to the parrot and ask him what had happened.
-So I ask him
and he told be "well the delivery man came over"
So I asked and than what?"than him and your wife came into the bedroom and both got naked"
Yeah and than what?"Well I dont really know because I got a boner and feel of my stand.





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