Teacher said you must put a answer to every question i said i dont know it she said write something i wrote Sorry i dont know what the answer is

Had a business exam a few months ago

The question was -

What is a stakeholder?
Mind went blank - as it does, so i didnt know what to put
Answered : Someone who holds a stakeout

Thank God for Black Ops lol joke i hate it

I was in sex ed and one of the questions were How is a baby made? and I said ur mom. and then i was called to the principal office and the principal was like " Do you think this is funny.... (he is black) and i said no, but KFC is... so he started fake laughing and i started actually laughing and then he called the school cop to come in and drug test me... The school cop said " No he's clean" And I'm like "see I'm not on drugs" and the principal is like "Okay" and then the principal says to me" Saying ur mom is not funny" then i'm like but ur dad is" and he's like " Yes, My dad is funny" and I'm like " Okay and KFC is funny too" And he's like just cuz im black dont mean i like KFC... and im like " ya it does" and then he says "SHUTUP" and im like "Why?" and he's like Because KFC is good.

it was on my english exam
the question was what do you think THE author was thinking while he was wrighting this
i went
idkn ask the fuc**ing author

when id didnt get my english question i put why are u asking me u know the answer

V0L4T1L3_L1Z4RD wrote Describe how a Electric current is induced?

i said No Thank You

The Question i forgot but the answer
I Nuke U On Mw2

Back in college I remember this question about sally, sue, and megan went on a plane ride or something. You were suppose to find out distance based on time, speed, wind speed and direction yadda yadda.

My answer was 0 miles because women are not suppose to leave the kitchen.

"Bill Cliton likes fat chicks."

ELiTe_M40A3 wrote "Bill Cliton likes fat chicks."

The quetion was use Bill Cliton as a noun in a sentance..

I drew an elephant with butterflies flying out of his ass on one of my physics tests, I got into serious detail with it too lol