Hello guys this is ImLovinLobbys here showing you an ultimate Ascension Zombie Thread So Here We Go!
-These videos i know are not mine but i couldn't make any so i got them to help this post out so please don't start flaming about that!
First of all we will start with How to Pack-a-Punch (Upgrade Your Gun)


Text Tut:
1. Turn On The Power
2.Open the doors needed and use all the Luna Landers
3. Go to the power room and hold X to authenticate the launch
4. Now the Pack-a-Punch room is now open so go to where the rocket launched and it is under there!

How to do the Luna Lander glitch "solo" Not patched as of 3/17/11


Text Tut:
1.Get 2000 point for PHD Flopper and buy it
2. Get 250 or more points to buy the Luna Lander
3. Line up where you can just buy it and just cant
4. Press x to buy it quickly move backwards
5. The gates should be up now just get to the edge of them and crouch or go prone then jump of onto a building (done at any lander)

New Pack-a-Punch Room Barrier (FULL CREDIT to xOGZz FTW)


How to find the power and mystery box


Perks!
JuggerNog > This increases your health to triple of normal health so it takes more hits.
(Pic Coming Soon)
PHD Flopper > This perk lets you dolphin dive down a slope or stairs and makes a mini nuke
(Pic Coming Soon)
Quick Revive > This perk allows you to almost instantly revive people like online.
(Pic Coming Soon)
Speed Cola > This perk allows you to reload faster on any gun (good for groups of zombies)
(Pic Coming Soon)
Stamin-Up > This perk is a mix of Marathon,Lightweight and Commando from MW2.
(Pic Coming Soon)

How to turn the music on + Monkey gameplay!


Text Tut:
1. Find Teddy Bears with sickles around the map and hold x on them to "find" them
2.Protects the perk machine for monkeys!

How to do the 3 gun glitch!


Text Tut:
1. Get the host to down himself near a wall on the gun get somebody to keep tapping x and it will like freeze no gun and you will be able to get a 3rd gun and ammo!

Layout of the map Ascension:
(Pic Coming Soon)
Off Wall Weapons:
M14 - Centrifuge Floor 1
Olympia - Centrifuge Floor 2
MPL- Stair way
PM63 - Stair way
MP5K - Lunar Lander D
AK-74u - Outside Lunar Lander F
Stakeout - Outside Power Room
M16 - Lunar Lander B
Claymore - Lunar Lander F
Sickle (Replaces regular Knife and can used with the ballistic knife) - Lunar Lander B
Grenades - Lunar lander D

Mystery Box Weapons:
Dragunov
CZ75 (single or Dual Wield)
Python
Commando
SPAS-12
AUG (Swarovski Scope)
FAMAS
Galil
L96A1
China Lake
Ballistic Knife
Crossbow
Spectre
G11 (Low Power Scope)
FN FAL
HK21
HS10
RPK
M72 LAW
Ray Gun
Thundergun
Matryoshka Doll
Gersch Device

Power Ups:
Nuke
Insta-Kill
Max-Ammo
Death Machine
Double Points
Firesale

Pack-a-Punch Names:
Pistols

M1911 = Mustang & Sally
Python = Cobra
CZ75 = Calamity
CZ75 Dual Wield = Calamity & Jane

Sub-Machine Guns

MPK5 = MP115 Kollider
AK47u = AK74fu2
PM63 = Tokyo & Rose
MPL = MPL-LF
MP40 = The Afterburner

Light Machine Guns

HK21 = H115 Oscillator
RPK = R115 Resonator

Assault Rifles

M16 = SkullCrusher
M14 = Mnesia
Famas = G16-GL35
Galil = Lemantation
AUG = AUG-50M3
Commando = Predator
FN FAL = EPC WN
G11 = G115 Generator

Shotguns

Olympia = Hades
SPAZ-12 = SPAZ-24
HS10 = Typhoid & Mary
Stakeout = Raid

Sniper Rifles

Dragunov = D115 Disassembler
L96A1 = L115 Isolator

Launchers

China Lake = China Beach
M72 LAW = M72 Anarchy

Special Weapons

Ray Gun = Porters X2 Ray Gun
Thundergun = Zeus Cannon
Ballistic Knife = The Krause Refibrillator
Crossbow = Awful Lawton

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*Node info
*Glitches
*Easter Eggs
*Strategys
*Spots out of map
*Pictures
*All being added tommorow 18th March