Q: What Do You Do When A Blond Throws A Grenade At You?
A: You Pull The Pin And Toss It Back.


Will also give rep if i win.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead are hanging out on a limb of a cliff.

As the limg begins to give away the brunette say, "One of us is going to have to let go or we will all die."

The redhead gives a long impressive speech about how she has lived the most and that she will be the one to let go.

The blonde is so impressed that she starts clapping!

whats black and doesnt wash her ass after getting raped ohperah

ahh, i cant think of any jokes How about, umm.... hmm..... Yo momma so dumb she ran into a parked car! haha, old school, probably ready heard it but what the heck ya know?! haha, great Job doing this!

Good jokes guys lol

Another way to win is if someone can gift meh gold? Just throwing that out there, 1 Hour and 30 Min Left

what do you call 3 spics, a *****, and 3 n i g e r s standing in a line? A water sprinkler. "Spic- Spic- Spic- *****- *****- *****- *****"

:Madame Tussauds are devastated that their wax work of Lady Ga Ga has melted all around the face.
On the brightside they can now use it for Gillian Mckeith.


:My missus asked if I'd like to put my **** in the 'Special Hole' tonight.

Bollocks to that. There's no way I'm going to **** her spastic sister.


my Japanese girlfriend split up with me....

ah well there's plenty more in the sea.


move your eyes to the left, now up, right, down

congratulations, you've completed the stephen hawking fitness video

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has anyone noticed that international woman day is on pancake day this just shows women DO belong in the kitchen

how do you know when your girlfriend's getting fat?

She fits into your wife's clothes

I was in the bathroom yesterday and fancied a really exotic **** so decided to use my wife's Herbal Essences as lube.

It felt fantastic and the aroma drove my senses wild as I was bent over the bath, furiously tugging away, biting the towel trying not to moan as I was about to climax.

Then the wife ruins it by telling me to get the ****

any of them ??

My Japanese Gf dumped me last nite
Owell Plenty more In the Sea ha

Bob yelled at his wife because she wanted a present for giving him the best time of his life that night.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" Bob was furious but, he did what she said and had a present in the driveway waiting for he. when she opened it all she saw was a scale.

Billy was on holiday in America and didn't speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.

He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some "BUM". She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, "Oh you must mean gum."

Then he goes to the fish store and askes if he could get some "F* CK IT". The fish man thinks and says, "Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)"

Billy shakes his head as YES.

Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, "Could I get a c* ck and spank it?" The pet store owner says "Oh you must mean C* cker Spaniel."

Billy shakes his head YES.

He finally makes it to the airport where he will be catching his flight.

When he gets there he askes this guy...

"Could you hold my bum and f* ck it while I get my c* ck and spank it"

Yo mommas like a brick she gets laid by mexicans old day.
Yo mommas so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp!
Yo mommas like a toilet..white, fat, and smells like crap.
Yo mommas so old she left her purse on noahs ark.
Yo mommas so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!
Yo mommas so fat her cereal bowl came with a life gaurd !