ok their was a women she was pregnant with 3 kids so she went to the grocery store their was a shootin she got shot 3 time so she went to the doctor he said each baby has a bullet in their body so each ill piss out a bullet 4yrs later 1st girl comeout momma i pissed out a bullet momma told the story went to the next daughter mama i pissed out a bullet momma told the story but this nxt 1 was a boy momma.......let me guess u pissed out a bullet .....NO i was wacking off and i shot the dog

justinlove96 wrote ok their was a women she was pregnant with 3 kids so she went to the grocery store their was a shootin she got shot 3 time so she went to the doctor he said each baby has a bullet in their body so each ill piss out a bullet 4yrs later 1st girl comeout momma i pissed out a bullet momma told the story went to the next daughter mama i pissed out a bullet momma told the story but this nxt 1 was a boy momma.......let me guess u pissed out a bullet .....NO i was wacking off and i shot the dog

already posted this

Good joke tho

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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: Okay, now what?

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Thier a joke

Hahaha lol poor dog...

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Ok So Do You Know What God Said When He Made The First Black Man Alive?

Oh S**T I BURNT ONE!

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what? HAHAHAHAHHA