my japanese girldriend left me but its ok theres plenty more of em in the sea

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: Okay, now what?

ok heres the joke, a ***#a walks into a store and buys something....

why did ur mum cry when she poooed herself?

Because it reminded her of her mum

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?" A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?" Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?" The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

TheRedhotgar wrote Whats the difference between a Prostitute and a Crack Dealer?


A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again!!!


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haha that one made me laugh nice post and giveaway

wat do jfk and obama have in common ??????????
nothing yet

wat does obama and jfk have in common?
nothing yet

how do you confuze a gay guy

the couler purple

jack and jill went up thee hill to smoke some merjuana jack got high pulled down his flies and asked jill if she wanna jill sayed yes pulled down hur dress and then they had some funn but silly jill forgot the pill and now thay hav a son