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Which one?

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
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If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
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Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong
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#31. Posted:
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Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.


Sorry dude for reposting. I love this one XD. My friend used it on my sister once and I had to laugh. Then I punched him.

TTG Brownstone
Hope I Win
#32. Posted:
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Where does the sex offender get off the train? Molestation
#33. Posted:
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Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
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PrecisionFMJ wrote
xXCoNdEmRXx wrote Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff,

Also,

Is your dad a terrorist?

CASUE YOUR THE BOMB


I apologize, but can I keep the post here until I pick the winner? I will post the winner in Jokes and Funny and a Link
its already in jokes & funny stuff he moved it
#35. Posted:
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nice legs what time do they open lol or

i lost my teddy bear will you sleep with me loool pm me if you like them!
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the word of the day is legs...lets go back to my place and spread the word
if i flip thiis quarter what is the chance of me getting head
do you have a mirror in your pocket? cause i can see myself in your pants
#37. Posted:
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PrecisionFMJ wrote
xXCoNdEmRXx wrote Moved to Jokes & Funny Stuff,

Also,

Is your dad a terrorist?

CASUE YOUR THE BOMB


I apologize, but can I keep the post here until I pick the winner? I will post the winner in Jokes and Funny and a Link


He already moved it. Its all good nothing got deleted ;)
#38. Posted:
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Can't believe I actually said this to a girl and managed to get her number :|"How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?"
#39. Posted:
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#40. Posted:
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HazAu wrote You So Fat That You Jumped And There Was A Earthquake In Africa


Pick up line? Really, that's just a joke..
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