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Which one?

Let's go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
43.90% (18 votes)
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
36.59% (15 votes)
Do you work at subway? because you just gave me a footlong
19.51% (8 votes)

Total Votes: 41

#61. Posted:
Cba
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Are you happy?
I was.

Do you know what I am?
A eunuch?

Kiss me.
You'll have to drug me first.

What's the biggest problem in your life?
Look in a mirror.

What's your birthstone?
Breezeblock.

What's your favourite film?
Kodak.

What's your favourite flower?
Self-raising.

Now anyone fancy a date lol
#62. Posted:
-Polar-
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but im telling you about u blow me away one ok
#63. Posted:
Yonas_
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Boy: you droped something.
girl: what?
Boy: My Jaw
#64. Posted:
TaskForce
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1.
(Ghetto Black Guy Voice) DAAAAM Guh You Thick As F**k Lemme Ged In Yo Pesonal Space
2.
i Heard You Date Skelitor (skelitor- a new breed of extremely skinny girls)
3.
are you from ohio cus i gotta be super high to touch you ****
#65. Posted:
Tippur
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Nice legs... Why don't you open em?


Theres 206 bones in the body... Want another one?


Im like a lightswitch, if you flick me up you turn me on
#66. Posted:
OCMx_Fuzz
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Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You must be the reason for global warming because youre hot.

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?



I think I need to call heaven because theyve lost one of their angels.

i got bored and made em up
#67. Posted:
i2obo
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Is your name Brandy, because your a good licker


I lost my viginity, can I take yours?


I can do math ME+U=69

Have I seen you before? I swear I Seen you. Oh I remember now, something that I dreamed of


Those always work



Thanked topic
#68. Posted:
xnagato
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The competition is now finished stop posting jeez!
#69. Posted:
Kaneki
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time to vote everyone
#70. Posted:
xnagato
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quiveringshadow wrote time to vote everyone
What's the point there all sh*t
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