okay..... so this man and his wifes anniversary is coming up and the man wants to give his wife a good time in bed. so the man goes and asks his doctor if there is any way of lasting longer in bed. the doctor says if you masturbate before you "do it" you will last longer. so the man thinks about it. the next day at work the man is thinking about it and he decides to do it. the only problem is that he cant do it at work in the bath room because too many people go in there, he cant do it at home because his wife might catch him. so he decides to do it on the way home from work. so hes drivin down the highway and he pulls over to the edge of a rest stop. the man opens the door and climbs under his truck. the man closes his eyes to fantasize about his wife and he starts going at it. later he feels a tug on his leg, and a voice of a police officer saying what are you doing. the man says i was just checking my axils to see if every thing is okay (with his eyes still closed). the police officer says you might want to check your brakes because your car rolled down the hill about 5 minutes ago.

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