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i am not advertising. this is funny.

go to the link before you criticsize.

here's the decription:
One (1) real moustache for sale.


If you are looking for a one of a kind piece to add to your collection, this is it. It is 100% authentic and took many hours of hard work and effort to grow and carefully groom. It has been styled in with a mexican theme dating back to the mid 1990's. The styling is loosely based on the classic "Chevron" design. This is the very first moustache that has been harvested from its donor. You WILL NOT find a more unique item. Never again will an identical moustache be grown. This is a priceless collectable and a one time offer.




Features:


- Every hair from the moustache has been meticulously severed from its root and carefully packaged.


- A single light brown hair. Naturally grown on the donor's right side upper lip, and included with the rest of the hair when you purchase this moustache.


- Comes inside a clear viewing box shaped like a heart, so it can be conveniently viewed at any time.

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