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1. Remove your laptop from a bag.

2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully.

3. Turn it on.

4. Ensure the passenger next to you is watching.

5. Connect to the Internet.

6. Close your eyes for a brief moment, open them again, turn your gaze upwards to the sky as if in a prayer.

7. Take a deep breath and open this site: [ Register or Signin to view external links. ]

8. Turn and observe the facial expression of your neighbour.

9. As you look out the window, whisper loud enough so people can here, praise Allah.
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omg thats a classic!

edit: thats exactly like this (kinda) omg i cant stop laughing



but another good thing to do on an airplane is to get baked with a vaporizer ;)


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im pretty sure thats illegal, but thats still wicked funny lol
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10. Scream like a girl as the air marshal shoves his night stick up your anus.
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This would be epic but would probobly get you arested lol
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or just strap fake dynamite on your chest and then say no body move, if its apirl fools pretend to have a fake knife then say apirl fools, they`ll take a good joke XD
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I would love to do this
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thats so funny. i laughed so much
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IIIMRatedIII wrote 10. Scream like a girl as the air marshal shoves his night stick up your anus.

lol i just squirt coke out my nose
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what was that counting down to on that website???

but thats funny
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