Hide a water bottle in your room, take a big drink of it, but don't swallow it, run into the bathroom and "throw up."

**I am NOT responsible if you get caught!**

McCoist wrote Go to school.

Don't ruin your life because of a video game.

nuff said
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If you are going to skip school just because of a video game, I'd seriously re-think your priorities.

Dude Go to school man.
When u get home you can play bo then.

1.Act sick 2 days in advance
2.Ask for motrin and say you have a headache
3.Then during the middle of the night, open a can of something that looks like what you ate that night
4.Put it in the toilet
5.Set your alarm for 5 a.m
6.Go in the bathroom and start making vomiting noises while poring water in the toilet
7.Your parents will come in
8.A lil steak sauce on the lips never hurts..
9.And wala, your sick xD

follow, this exactly, it will work, i promise

one day of school is going to kill me guys huh i didnt know that

wake em up at 2 and act sick and say u woke up and threw up and i dont feel good.

Look It Up On Youtube. Theres A Bunch of tutorials on how to fake sick. or just skip

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Go in the bathroom in the morning and make throw up noises and lock the door. You do that for a good 5 minutes and tell your mom you threw up and let her hear that you threw up. After that just go like oh my god my stomach hurts and go to bed and lay down.