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Misleading topic title to lure the kiddies in. Also text steps on how to do the glitch for all old barriers at the end.
Okay well I'm sick of all the people doing hidden video links in private messages and shit I mean come on are you really that stupid? Do you think Treyarch a multi-million/billion dollar company can't find a few simple glitches that little kids can find? They have well paid programmers for this, also you can say "well if they are so good why are there glitches?!?!?!!?!IMAKIDANDIDONTKNOWANYTHING!?!?!?!" there's no such thing as a perfect game there hasn't been one game I've played that couldn't be hacked, modded, or glitched on and then you might say "OMG THEN WHY ARE THERE MORE GLITCHES AFTER THE PATCHES!?!?!?!IMSTUPID!?!?!?!?!!" when ever you add in more to the game it's possible for the new code to interfere with the old and make new glitches occur.
For people who think shit can't be patched, the people who think Treyarch personally makes the glitches (yes I have seen these posts before), and the people who think making all videos unlisted on YouTube is going to make it so Treyarch can't find a glitch and patch it... You are just ignorant and need to do some growing up and if you think any of the above you need to go back to school possibly learn a bit about programming besides the bits that get posted here and you think you know what everything is.
I'm starting to get sick of S7 and TTG as both communities are going downhill if it's not the bad staff not moderating forums and banning people who don't deserve to be and also stealing topics from others and taking credits, then it's the stupid kids who get to flame and post shit like all the above reasons and get away with it.
And because I don't care what the community thinks via releasing glitches here's some steps to doing it.
1)Have everyone buy Bowie Knife or Sickle (depending on map)
2)Go to where the barrier glitch used to be for this example lets say the table in the beginning of Five
3)Stand next to it and start jumping, and have two-three people stand around you knifing to the side of you so that the Bowie Knife or Sickle just barely hits you
4)Eventually it will bump you up onto the barrier
Since I don't really like explaining this glitch I'll record myself and friends doing this and upload it publicly either tonight or tomorrow afternoon.
Okay well I'm sick of all the people doing hidden video links in private messages and shit I mean come on are you really that stupid? Do you think Treyarch a multi-million/billion dollar company can't find a few simple glitches that little kids can find? They have well paid programmers for this, also you can say "well if they are so good why are there glitches?!?!?!!?!IMAKIDANDIDONTKNOWANYTHING!?!?!?!" there's no such thing as a perfect game there hasn't been one game I've played that couldn't be hacked, modded, or glitched on and then you might say "OMG THEN WHY ARE THERE MORE GLITCHES AFTER THE PATCHES!?!?!?!IMSTUPID!?!?!?!?!!" when ever you add in more to the game it's possible for the new code to interfere with the old and make new glitches occur.
For people who think shit can't be patched, the people who think Treyarch personally makes the glitches (yes I have seen these posts before), and the people who think making all videos unlisted on YouTube is going to make it so Treyarch can't find a glitch and patch it... You are just ignorant and need to do some growing up and if you think any of the above you need to go back to school possibly learn a bit about programming besides the bits that get posted here and you think you know what everything is.
I'm starting to get sick of S7 and TTG as both communities are going downhill if it's not the bad staff not moderating forums and banning people who don't deserve to be and also stealing topics from others and taking credits, then it's the stupid kids who get to flame and post shit like all the above reasons and get away with it.
And because I don't care what the community thinks via releasing glitches here's some steps to doing it.
1)Have everyone buy Bowie Knife or Sickle (depending on map)
2)Go to where the barrier glitch used to be for this example lets say the table in the beginning of Five
3)Stand next to it and start jumping, and have two-three people stand around you knifing to the side of you so that the Bowie Knife or Sickle just barely hits you
4)Eventually it will bump you up onto the barrier
Since I don't really like explaining this glitch I'll record myself and friends doing this and upload it publicly either tonight or tomorrow afternoon.
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Ive been enjoying your posts more and more wolf.. Unfortunately, stupid little kids will always post their retarded two cents. And some of the mods here really do need to grow up (not all, but certainly some do).
Either way, plus rep for countless good points in your post.
Either way, plus rep for countless good points in your post.
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what i think is what we pay for we keep so no patches what so ever they screwed up and we get it so we should keep thats what i hate about games like black ops all i do now is play zombies thats the only hing i like some patching like only one time cuz i like to glitch and i like to play legit but online stuff should stay as it stands
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ClutchMasterDee wrote what i think is what we pay for we keep so no patches what so ever they screwed up and we get it so we should keep thats what i hate about games like black ops all i do now is play zombies thats the only hing i like some patching like only one time cuz i like to glitch and i like to play legit but online stuff should stay as it stands
Wow.. nice use of punctuation.. lol
seriously tho you kids need to get over it. It is called a glitch for a reason (it is by definition unintended) so to say they should leave them in is just immature and ignorant.
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Well, technicly, if you only tell the glitch to a few select people who you can trust, then it wont get patched. But this method that they're using to hide the glitch is pathetic, treyarch will easily find it.
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galaxyblast wrote Well, technicly, if you only tell the glitch to a few select people who you can trust, then it wont get patched. But this method that they're using to hide the glitch is pathetic, treyarch will easily find it.
No not technically if you only tell a few friends it will get patched. There were tons of glitches from World at War zombies that never got publicly released and they still got patched. Treyarch is a multibillion dollar company and have multiple professional programmers looking for said glitches, just because you only tell a few friends who tell no one doesn't mean shit everything will get found sooner or later.
ClutchMasterDee wrote what i think is what we pay for we keep so no patches what so ever they screwed up and we get it so we should keep thats what i hate about games like black ops all i do now is play zombies thats the only hing i like some patching like only one time cuz i like to glitch and i like to play legit but online stuff should stay as it stands
And this is stupid you buy a game for glitches? Then your not really buying the game at all your buying something broken learn the definition of a glitch. Also you get what you paid for? I'm pretty sure if you went to a store bought a TV and before you get out of the store it gets broken because someone who worked there accidentally bumped it, They will give you a new one. Grow up.
TankDempsey wrote Ive been enjoying your posts more and more wolf.. Unfortunately, stupid little kids will always post their retarded two cents. And some of the mods here really do need to grow up (not all, but certainly some do).
Either way, plus rep for countless good points in your post.
And thanks your have a ton of good posts to you and RandomBox have most of my favorite posts from this website.
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Oh yes, us staff members are so immature, we go around banning random people and not doing our jobs.
There is always a reason for a ban or warning.
You imply that you have a problem with some staff's actions, but just like RandomBox, you have not reported any of us to an Admin.
But I guess you guys know everything, so I might as well just ban myself!
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There is always a reason for a ban or warning.
You imply that you have a problem with some staff's actions, but just like RandomBox, you have not reported any of us to an Admin.
But I guess you guys know everything, so I might as well just ban myself!
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xKryptic wrote Oh yes, us staff members are so immature, we go around banning random people and not doing our jobs.
There is always a reason for a ban or warning.
You imply that you have a problem with some staff's actions, but just like RandomBox, you have not reported any of us to an Admin.
But I guess you guys know everything, so I might as well just ban myself!
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I wasn't saying all staff I have just heard a bit about 1 or 2 and what I'm saying is that there are a lot of people who get away with things that are against the rules and I've seen helpful topics get deleted without any apparent reason sure there may be a reason but it wasn't evident to me personally, like I've seen a few people with multiple accounts spamming multiple topics that I know got reported either by me or others and have been left unbanned.
I'm not trying to offend anyone I'm sure most of the staff does their job there's just a lack of it in some sections that's all I'm trying to get across with that part of it. And I only said one thing about bad staff, that's all you seemed to have gotten out of this topic with your reply. Also that last bit about banning yourself made me laugh XD
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