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-Joe- wrote My Mum caught me out in town drinking ;) So not that bad. She didn't mid tho.

-Joe :LOL:


OMG you've stole my name lol

She hasn't seen me do anything bad, I have ninja on
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hardcorecole03 wrote sucking my own penis


Same sort of thing happened to me. I was rimming myself though.

(For the children: rimming is when you lick around the edge of the bum hole)
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hahaaha NICE
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Mum caught me with a jetpack on, a pair of black shades, a bigassmofo launcer in my back pocket, a sexy girl, a blunt in my mouth, driving without a license, giving it to this girl (i mean my ultra rare shiny pokemon card), setting fire to a house, stealing, and teabagging some dead guy.

All at the same time... And this was on a tuesday.
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There was the time when my mum caught me red-handed, hosting a midget wrestling tournament in my back garden.

I now also recall another time when she walked in on me practising an uncompromising sexual maneuver on a pillow.

And how could I forget the time she walked in on me shaving my balls with a chainsaw.
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BanKsyy wrote She walked in on me doing the cat up the arse.


please to hell, tell me youre joking.
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she saw me put the middle finger at a little girl who made me mad
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she raped me then killed my dad
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simone2559 wrote
BanKsyy wrote She walked in on me doing the cat up the arse.


please to hell, tell me youre joking.


Of course I'm joking... It was the Gerbil.
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Watching naughty things...
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