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Still looking for that special someone zombie? Well look no further than ZombieHarmony, an online dating service for the undead. ZombieHarmony...because the apocalypse doesn't have to be lonely. But don't go trying to use the site if you haven't been infected.
Disclaimer: ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.


Please date responsibly: bring a baseball bat or crowbar.


Despite the warning, I used the site anyways and think I found the zombie of my dreams, her name is LimblessLisa, and she's gorgeous in a corspy kinda way. Just kidding, I don't think the site really works, it's just a fun looking frontpage. Sorry to let you down, sickos. But seriously, if you want to date an undead b|tch with a taste for blood my ex-girlfriend's number is (XXX) XXX-XXXX.

UPDATE: Had to remove the number. Haha, I'm being sued!
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CANsoldier
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lol... is this a joke?
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I WANT HER :idea: :idea: :idea: NUMBER!!!
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Sean
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lol
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SHE IS HOT DUDE GIVE ME HER NUMBER NOW :idea:
I SRSLY WANT HER IM A ZOMBIE TOO YOU KNOW
ZOMBIES HAVE HEARTS TOO!!!
DON'T LET ME GET MASTER YODAAA :idea: :arrow:
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ive heard her name before. oh yeh i :idea: her mum, dead diana
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well its about time they come out with a site for us zombies :inlove:
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a zombie dating site what about a site called brains for zombies zombies have to eat to you know and im a zombie! .............April fools!
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whats her number!!?? i dont care if shes a zombie i juz want her!
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lolz,

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