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Prison escaped!
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A man escapes from prison where he's been for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there the husband tells his wife " Listen this guy is an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He's probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a women in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If it's sex he wants, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseats you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he get angry he'll kill us. Be strong, honey I love you!

To which his wife responds:" He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"


REP is greatly appreciated


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Lmao, I'm not posting to post. But I seriously thought this was fantastic.
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Iorio wrote Lmao, I'm not posting to post. But I seriously thought this was fantastic.
Thanks man I appreciate this And thanks for replying too this
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lmao omg this is hillarious
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LMAO thats great new school joke wewt!
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Hahaha very nice find!

+Rep for you sir
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Thanks to everyone who likes this
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