Apparently.... Zombies is actually Gummy. He's been lurking about the interwebs, biding his time for an onslaught of epic proportion. No one knows when or where he will strike with Vagina Affect inducing ray beams. We now suspect that this attack is coming all the way from the top, and that Hippie may be some sort of subservient force in this plot.

You can't trust anyone! At this time, Armageddon, the likes of which surpass yesterday's fiasco, bares down upon us! Lock your doors and unplug your routers until 3 pm Eastern time, tomorrow. Or the evil forces will get on your IPs!