-You hit the deck and yell "GRENADE!!!" when you hear something fall next to you
-You yell to your coworkers "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when you run out of staples
-You grab your bosss briefcase, open it for five seconds, throw it out the window and say "bomb diffused. Good job team"
-Whenever you see someone standing on a roof, you think to yourself "**** glitcher"
-You cook everything you throw for at least 2 seconds
-Whenever you hear a helicopter, you wonder whose it is
-You see a soldier on TV has a M203 attached to his M16; you immediately turn it off because he is a n00b
-You run for cover whenever you hear a helicopter
-Your dog jumps on you and you instinctively snap its neck
-You finish a magazine then yell "CHANGING MAG"
-You hold your breath to steady your pencil when writing
-Youre afraid that the UPS guy is planting C4 at your door step
-You see a camera flash and you hit the floor
-You yell "FRAG OUT" when throwing a snowball
-You yell "COVER ME! IM RELOADING" when filling up the Xerox machine
-You hear "damn- We just got our asses kicked" inside your head when you fail a test
-You avoid staircases because youre afraid of claymores
-You avoid driving near churches because they are good sniper spots
-Whenever someone has a coughing fit, you get into a defensive position because tabun gas cant throw itself
-You run to cover and fear artillery when you hear a whistle
-You say to your girlfriend "outstanding marine! Out **** standing" after having sex
-You hear dogs barking and in your head you hear "Our hounds will tear zem to SHREDS!!!"
-You yell "CAPTURE THE OBJECTIVE" when entering a supermarket
-You subconsciously include Call of Duty phrases like "Rodger" in everyday conversation
-You have to restrain yourself from knifing someone walking out of an airplane bathroom
-You jump off of a 10 story building because ****, you have commando pro
-You give all foliage a second glance because maybe its a ghillie
-You walk outside and say "ooohh I havent played this map before"
-Youre at a party and you think to yourself "one grenade in that room and ill definitely get a harrier"
-When youre at a golf course you sprint to a flag, hit the deck and yell "SECURING CHARLIE"
-You scan high rise buildings for snipers
-You see an airplane in the sky and you yell "ENEMY AC130 ABOVE"
-You look out of a window and think "damn this is a great sniper spot"
-You see someone get hit by a car and say "tango down"
-someone walks through the door during dinner and you throw your knife at them
-You cant stand playing hide and seek because it promotes camping
-You crouch in a corner and pull out a laptop hoping to get some kills with a predator missile
-Youre thankful that UPS doesnt need red smoke to deliver packages
-You duck tape a GPS device to the side of your paintball gun and start looking for enemies
-You put duck tape on a rock, throw it at someone and yell "STUCK +100"
-You hear a siren and yell "TACTICAL NUKE!!! ITS ALL OVER"
-You go to a gun store and ask if you can have the akimbo attachment
-You have an uncontrollable urge to knife caged chickens at the market
-You refer to the bus stop as LZ and DZ
-Your friend comes to pick you up and just as he is about to turn onto your street he says "hammer 3-4 this is big bird we're at bingo fuel" and turns around
-You have secret code names for your teachers such as Makarov or Sheppard
-You yell "WE'VE BEEN EMP-ED! ELECTRONICS ARE OFFLINE" whenever the power goes out
-You see a girl skipping and say to yourself, "shes lagging"
-You reffer to your friends by their gamertags

-When you call dollars 'credits'.
-u know u play too much halo when u try to hijack a moving vehicle
-When the game is only two months old, and you've reached the rank limit that was supposed to take 6 months or more to reach. Also if you have enough credits to buy each of the most expensive armor mods, again as the game is only two months old, then you do play to much Reach
-you know you play too much halo when your local news station issues a flood warning and you run for your shotgun
-You know you play too much Halo: Reach when you see a midget and shout "GRUNT!"
-You know you play to much Halo:Reach when you spend an hour trying to figure out your total CR
-You know you play too much Reach when your finger twitches at track practice trying to hit the sprint button
-You know you play too much Reach when you try to double punch your opponent during a fist fight
-You know you play Reach too much when go around class drawing and naming everything halo reach as answers for questions.
-when you walk around in public with a helmet on
-You attempt to change lanes on the freeway by strafing left.
-You keep trying to pick things up by walking over them.
-You use the alarm clock to tell you when to GO to bed.
-You find jokes about playing Halo too much funny
-When you are walking to work, you think of all the cars in traffic as Ghosts and Bashees, the people around you as various Covenant forces. You're in the middle of downtown Baltimore and you are thinking, "How would I get out of this situation of being surrounded by enemy troops in Halo?" As you weave thru the crowd, you imagine the grenades being thrown and picking off far ahead troops with the pistols and then switching the rifle to get dirty.
-your wife wants to know who Cortana is while your gettin your freak on
-You jump off a clif just to see the funny animation of you falling
-When you momentarily get bored of Slayer and decide to find out what 'checkpoint' is
-Or when you get lost while driving and wait for Cortana to tell you where to go lol
-you get grenades and place them under your truck to play warthog launch
-You know you have played too much halo when you have won over $2000 in tourneys
when u palyed ever friday,saturday,sunday straight without sleep for a year and a half
-You melee attack your friend and then dry hump him

-You're not impressed when someone younger than you wins a gold
medal in the Olympics because you know that your gamerscore is
higher than his.
-Someone tells you about one of their relative's death and you ask
if he/she dropped anything good. (Please don't try this)
-You realize that your life sucks and decide to restart as a doctor.
-You see a priest and ask for buffs.
-Something awesome happens to you and you can't wait to watch
the replay.
-You consider "saving" before trying something risky.
-Someone ask your age and you answer "I'm level 21".
-You're sick of walking and ask your friend if you can afk and
auto-follow him.
-When u think its wednesday and its really saturday

-You went outside there other day and were upset because the sky didn't look as real as it does in Gears of War.
-When you turn around when you hear a chainsaw
-when you come home from the gym, look into the mirror and say, "Only 100 more pounds until I can paint myself black and be the cole train for halloween baby!"
-everytime you see smoke you yell "smoke out!"
-when you decide to play other games you keep going for the active reload
-When the only thing on your mind is 10,000 kills
-When u beat insane 4 times.
-When all ur friends thought u died because they havnt seen u since christmas.
-When every week u had the game, ur in the top 200
-When the only thing u think about is killing those B@stards that F'd up the Leaderboards
-When u goto bed and all u dream about is ur next move in the game
-You know you play Gears too much if you use the words "shut up or i'll start grenade tagging" in a normal argument
-when you pick up something and say "GOT IT!"
-When a balloon pops at your little cousin's birthday party and you take cover and blind fire.
-When you are about to begin the finals and you scream "LETS DO THIS THING, WOO!"
-When you do a roadie run from your office to your car/truck