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NOTE: none of these happened to me i saw them and thought id post them
IF you have any please feel free to post and ill post them here and give you credit!
1 "Today i went to the store to buy groceries. i diddnt care how i looked, so i wore an old shirt that said, "thousands of my potential childern died on your daughters face last night." i ran into my girlfriends parents at the store. FML"
2"Today i ran over a squirrel. i saw it twitching so i backed over it to end its suffering. it wasent a squirrel it was a kitten. The childern it belonged to watched as i ran over their kitten. TWICE FMl. ( I loled at this one)
3"today my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldnt find the key, so he left me, and the resident advisor found me. the fireman had to cut the chain. FML
4"Today its my 18th birthday my parents got me a $5 gift card to itunes it came free with the iphone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. Fml
5"brand new cocktail dress $300. matching peep toe heels $100 getting my hair done at the salon $80 treating myself to a mani/pedi $50 when finally meeting the guy i have been chatting online with for 2 months, i find out hes my cousin: priceless." FMl <------ L0l
6"Today i found out that my son is not really gay he just told me that so i'd let him have girls in his bedroom Fml"<------ lololololololololol
7"Today i was in the car with my friends a techno song came on and we started fist pumping. we hit a bump i fist pumped myself in the face and crashed into a stop sign. Fml"
8"today my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at a automatic sliding doors they'll open in time so i ran at a pair. They dont. Fml"
9 "today i found out i have a daughter how did i find out? she added me on facebook fml"
10 "today i was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars the first car i pulled over was a real undercover cop. Fml"
More to come soon!
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IF you have any please feel free to post and ill post them here and give you credit!
1 "Today i went to the store to buy groceries. i diddnt care how i looked, so i wore an old shirt that said, "thousands of my potential childern died on your daughters face last night." i ran into my girlfriends parents at the store. FML"
2"Today i ran over a squirrel. i saw it twitching so i backed over it to end its suffering. it wasent a squirrel it was a kitten. The childern it belonged to watched as i ran over their kitten. TWICE FMl. ( I loled at this one)
3"today my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldnt find the key, so he left me, and the resident advisor found me. the fireman had to cut the chain. FML
4"Today its my 18th birthday my parents got me a $5 gift card to itunes it came free with the iphone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. Fml
5"brand new cocktail dress $300. matching peep toe heels $100 getting my hair done at the salon $80 treating myself to a mani/pedi $50 when finally meeting the guy i have been chatting online with for 2 months, i find out hes my cousin: priceless." FMl <------ L0l
6"Today i found out that my son is not really gay he just told me that so i'd let him have girls in his bedroom Fml"<------ lololololololololol
7"Today i was in the car with my friends a techno song came on and we started fist pumping. we hit a bump i fist pumped myself in the face and crashed into a stop sign. Fml"
8"today my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at a automatic sliding doors they'll open in time so i ran at a pair. They dont. Fml"
9 "today i found out i have a daughter how did i find out? she added me on facebook fml"
10 "today i was bored and decided it would be fun to pretend to be an undercover cop and pull over other cars the first car i pulled over was a real undercover cop. Fml"
More to come soon!
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2nd one was harsh bro and the last one wouldve been really awkward for the girl
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oFramedo wrote 2nd one was harsh bro and the last one wouldve been really awkward for the girlyea i know thanks for giving thanks to the post i cant copy and paste them so i have to hand type them oh and just added another one!
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lmao the first two were the best
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Just updated with 2 more
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Loooooooooool
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10 added for tonight will do more tomarrow im tired lol Do you think this is sticky worthy? lol
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gonna add some more later tell me what you guys think about the first 10!
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