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Anyone who has a good your momma joke post hear
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yo mamma so ugly she looks like mcdonald15
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i got some, enjoy! ee000)
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller!
Yo mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets!
Yo mama's so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th!
Yo mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!
Yo mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Yo mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"!
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Yo mommas so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.
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Your momma is so fat she pees donut glaze.ur momma is so stupid she thinks hormones is the noise her husband makes in the bedroom with another women while herself is begging for change nekedgirl
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yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 9 0 2 1 0 it was on the bathroom scale
yo mama's lips are so big she can whisper in her own ear
yo mama's lips are so big she can whisper in her own ear
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ur mommas so fat wen she steppd on the scales it said 2 be continued......
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Your Momma's so stupid, she sold her car for petrol!
Your Momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watched the couch!
Your Momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watched the couch!
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your mamma is so fat soon as i rolled over i was still on top of her
your mamma is so fat soon as she stepped out the shower her feet where still dry
your mamma is so fat soon as she stepped out the shower her feet where still dry
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dittomax10 wrote Yo mommas so dumb when she got locked in a grocery store she starved to death.haha hilarious
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