Perk Name: Rage quit
Perk Color: Red
Effect (Default): Xbox blows up after 1minute of flat out camping
Effect (Pro): Your parents die

Erik wrote Perk Name: Michael Vick
Perk Color: Eagle Green
Effect (Default): Take no damage from dogs.
Effect (Pro): Tame enemy dog killstreak and use them against enemy.

I like this one Erik!

Treyarch:

colour: Blue, red and green (to keep everything balanced because if they aren't the world will explode)
Default: Copy iw ideas then fk them over with their own (see WaW for details)
Pro: Nerf everything and become a virtual nazi on everything being balanced

Woobie thanks for adding mine to good ones you know Blitzkrieg

Perk Name: Excess
Perk Color: blue
Effect (Default): hold more magazines
Effect (Pro): magazines can be dual taped

Perk Name: Burnt
Perk Color: red
Effect (Default):stonger airstrike damage
Effect (Pro): fire 10 flame rounds after spawn 5 for snipers and shotguns

cursedday wrote Perk Name: Redemption
Perk Color: Red
Effect(Default): Respawn once during Search & Destroy
Effect(Pro): Respawn with Health 2x, And unlimited ammo for 30 Seconds.

10 second pro, then I like it!

Name: Bitch!
Color: Red
Normal: If you kill any player more than once a huge title comes on that killed persons screen and says "Ur My Bitch"
Pro: When killed more than 4 times it says "Ur My Bitch" on his microphone every time you kill him from then on

Perk Name: Chuck Norris
Perk Color: Red
Effect (Default): While sprinting hold "B" and perform a round house kick 50% damage
Effect (Pro): While sprinting hold "B" and perform a round house kick 100% damage
<3 CHA0S

Perk Name: Anti-Commando
Perk Color: Opposite of Gray... Lol
Effect (Default): Commando Is useless on you...
Effect (Pro): If they come with in 15 feet of you you automatically get a lock-on.

Anybody else notice how most of the perks are really just a less heavy form of a hack, especially in this thread. Besides some of them that are hacks; like that invisible thing and the see through walls.