So the kid asks his grandpaw "Grandpaw can i have some chew?" and grandpaw said "can you d*ck touch your a$$" and the kids like "no" so the grandpaw said no you cant have none,the next day grandpaw had a pipe and the little kid said "grrandpaw,can i try it?"and once again grandpaw said "can your d*ck touch your a$$" and the little boy said "no" so the grandpaw said "then you cant have any".The next day the little boy made cookies,and the grandpaw said "can i have some" and the boy said "can your d*ick touch your a$$?"and the grandpaw said "yes" and the little boy said well go f*ck your self"


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