All of em are funny as hell, and original (whether they're taken from a site or not)

lol funny ass stuff man keep em coming 3 is the best and assassinnator stop flaming u need a sence of humor ....or dont reply to a topic if u dont like it 8) + nice of ya to go find us some joes off the net ... lil + rep for ya mate

I liked number 2 the best i gotta say lol.. post what site you got them from ^_^

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A blonde and her husband are lying in bed Listening to the next door neighbor's dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours.. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.

The blonde finally comes back up to bed And her husband says "The dog is still barking, What have you been doing?"

The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!


2) I was having trouble with my computer. So I called John, the 11 year
old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to
come over..

John clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?

He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear to stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID
ten T error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'

John grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?''

No,' I replied.

'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'

So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T

I used to like that little shit.


3) A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!'

A smart-ass student in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'

4) Scam

Just got scammed outta $25!

Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favorite 18 holes".

Turns out it's about golf.

Pass this on so others don't get scammed too


lol heres some more

skatertg wrote I liked number 2 the best i gotta say lol.. post what site you got them from ^_^

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[ Register or Signin to view external links. ] the site i use there are like 2000 jokes u can browse thought some are funny some arent some are rated 18+ they dont say it tho, some arent.

Lol i liked the updated ones aswell.
Gave me something to laugh about.

lmao