10. When u try to install Windows, your computer says it doesn't do windows
9. The "Quick Reference" Book is 500 pages long
8. Your next door neighbor says its a good door stop
7. When you turn on your computer every dog in the neighborhood starts to howl
6. When you call "tech support" a man by the name of Hacker Dave answers
5. The Lower courner of the screen says Etch-a-Sketch
4. Your computer weighs more than your car
3. The start-up screen says "Good Luck"
2. When you look for the RAM drive, a Ram crashes through the house and hits your nuts into your mouth
1. The chip inside is a Dorito