tl;dr I'm sure it wouldve been a great read though..

Here's my hands.

http://craigyycap.co.uk/i/05499.pngLook at those cute little chubby digits. lmao jk I'm just playing

Im so confused? Do you have a fetish for hands or something?
I was thinking the exact same thing haha. This has to be the weirdest topic ive seen in a while...

I dont have a iphone as i dont see the point in smart phones.
Haha not to be an ass, but that sounds like something my grandma would say.

You cant file for unemployment if you voluntarily leave your job. If that were the case the number of people recieving unemployment would be even more outrageous than it already is. My advice would be ...

No, you shouldn't open a shop until you perfect your skills. I can see quite a few mistakes even through your low quality pictures.

1.)Drink nothing but water
2.)Make sure to eat breakfast to jumpstart your metabolism
3.)Eat a balanced diet while watching how many calories you intake
4.)Strenuous 30 minute exercises 5-6 days a ...

ha, that must suck, i used to change the firewall settings in my school so i could play on blocked websites but then i got a refferal so i wouldnt recommend doing this.
This is exactly why schools ha ...

Put it in a savings account like a normal person.

Haha seems legit bro. "somehow transformed it into subtraction, multiplication, addition, and divide"