i started to eat a peunut butter & jelly and the peunut and jelly started talking to me about getting rosie o donnale, chuck norris, donald trumph, and bruce lee together to take over the world and spread the peunut butter & jelly love. conspirancy or not???


some recources have told me they have had this happend to them before. imagine if peunut butter took over the world...we would all be looking at a devestation in the roofs of our mouth. this would be a situation we couldnt handle. but what if jelly took over... it would be all sticky and we would all stick 2 our toilet seats and the jelly would be uneven with the peunutebutter. but is this a consperancy we could handle with nukes and oatmeal. and pops cereal. well i have researched far beyond the jelly and peunutes and tested a theory out. what if we took a bigass piece of bread and put the jelly and the peunut butter in the bread and spreaded them evenly with a big ass fork... this would be a new invention called the peunut butter jelly sandwich.??? some might say its to risky with using the big ass knife. for i could cut myself. but if i turned the knife over to the side exposing the flat side i wouldnt cut my finger. cuz we all know cutting urself hurts. (unless ur an emo like me :idea: ) this project will begin will begin in 2012. people say by then we would be taking over and stuck to our toilet seats and unable to do anything. but its impossible to make a big ass knife in 3 years. but if the plan succeds paula dean can cut up the jelly and peunuts and make us a tasty treat.


U HAVE BEEN WARNED