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#31. Posted:
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man yo moma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck
#32. Posted:
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yo moma so fat she went to the beach and got out of the water everyone said tittlewave
#33. Posted:
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your mom is so poor i saw her walking down the street kicking a can i stopped to ask her what she was doing and she said moving
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********* mom is so ghettto that when she breastfeeds koolaid comes out
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Yo momma so ugly she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning!
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alright alright alright
Lets get off moms cause i just got off yours!!
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your mom reminds me of a retarded ape
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hahaha
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haha .
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These are all the yo mamma jokes i know:
1. Yo momma is like a grinder, she grinds so low.
2. yo momma is like homebase, every1 gets to slide down.
3. yo momma is like a flag, every1 gets to capture her.
4. yo momma is so fat she sat on a quarter George Washington sneezed.
5. yo momma is so dumb she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
6. yo momma is so slutty and fat she saw my dick and said i'll just pretend it's a twinkie, white on the inside and nummy part on outside.
7. yo momma is so fat she saw a school bus and yelled twinkie.
8. yo momma's so fat she bounced on the trampoline and it broke.
9. yo momma is so fat she bounced on the trampoline and caused the earthquake in haiti.
10. yo momma is so poor she wanted her change for a grape.
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