Bloke walks along a beach one day and see's a woman crying she has no arms but has legs.
Bloke says "whats the matter love?"
Woman Replies " ive never been hugged before"
so the bloke gives her a hug and puts her back down.
he comes back an hour later and see's the same woman crying. this time she has arms but no legs.
He goes up to her and say's " whats the matter now?!"
She replies " ive never been running before"
So he picks her up and starts running around. and puts her back down.
He comes back later in the day.
and see's the same woman layin there crying. this time she has no arms and no legs.
he says "ffs whats the matter now!"
she says "ive never been fcked before"
So he picks her throws her in the sea and shouts " YOUR FCKED NOW ARNT YA"!