- Yo mama's got more weave than a dog in traffic.
- Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- Yo mama is so bald, even a wig wouldn't help her.
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she can butter an entire loaf of bread with them.
- Yo mama is so hairy, she got a haircut and lost 10 pounds.

- Yo mama's hair is so nappy, she uses a rake to comb it.
- Yo mama is so dirty, I was walking down the street with Yo Mama and when shooting started, someone yelled "Hit the dirt!" and everyone jumped on Yo Mama's back!
- Yo mama's head is so big, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.
- Yo mama's head is so small, she got her ear pierced and died.
- Yo mama's is so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on.

- Yo mama is so hairy, she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro.
- Yo mama's nose is so big, she makes Pinocchio look like a cat.
- Yo mama's got so much wax in her ears, I stuck a Q-Tip in and pulled out a Sugar Daddy.
- Yo mama's gums are so black, she spits Yoo-Hoo.
- Yo mama's breath is so bad, we didn't know if she needed a breath mint or toilet paper.

- Yo mama is so bald, if she wears a turtleneck, she looks like a busted c*ndom.
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
- Yo mama's got so many teeth missing, it looks like her tongue is in jail.
- Yo mama's teeth are so rotten, when she smiles, it looks like dice.
- Yo mama's teeth are so ugly, she got pulled over for not having dental insurance.

- Yo mama's head is so big, she has to step into her shirts.
- Yo mama's got so much dirt under her armpits, she grows potatoes there.
- Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear.
- Yo mama's so flat, the wall is jealous.
- Yo mama's @ss is so big, she has to cr@p in the dumpster.

- Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.
- Yo mama's legs are so white, they'd disintegrate Dracula.
- Yo mama's feet are so nasty, when she wants jam, she runs a loaf of bread between her toes.
- Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture.
- Yo mama is so dirty, kids eat her instead of mud.

- Yo mama is so greasy, she uses bacon as a band-aid.
- Yo mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before going outside.
- Yo mama's house is so small, when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.
- Yo mama is so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
- Yo mama is so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.

- Yo mama is so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say "Ho Ho Ho", she thought she was getting it three times.
- Yo mama is so stank, even dogs won't sniff her cr*tch.
- Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income family is where yo Daddy has two jobs.
- Yo mama is so grouchy, the McDonalds where she works quit serving Happy Meals.
- Yo mama is so bad, when she was called for jury duty, she was found guilty.

- Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at the map, she can see people waving.
- Yo mama's drawers are so funky, the roaches check in...but they don't check out.
- Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
- Yo mama's house is so dirty, the cockroaches drive around in dune buggies.
- Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.

- Yo mama's car is ugly, someone broke in just to steal the CLUB.
- Yo mama talks on the phone so much, I dialed the wrong number and IT was busy!
- Yo mama referees bar fights without a shirt on.
- Whoever said "No man is an island" never saw yo mama in the swimming pool.
- I could have been yo Daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
- Tell yo mama that I'm not coming over any more until she pays me for shaving her back!

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