Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "Im lonely. I wish my friends were back here.

i think its pretty funny and pretty good giveaway or maybe...

In Soviet Russia, the penis sucks you!!!!

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

there was a doctor and a lawyer talking at a party poeple kept coming up to the doctor asking him for medical advicethe doctor said to the lawyer how do u stop people asking for medical advise out side of the office the layer ssays i give them the advice then i bill them so the doctor got to his office the next day and he said he will try it he walks out to post the letters then he looks in the mailbox andhe sees a BILL the LAWYER

a hypnotist, hynotises 7 men. as he is walking across the stage he trips over the microphone wire and says f*** me. what happens next will haunt me for the rest of my life (:

There were three guys in a forest.
Then they were being attacked by cannibals.
The cannibals said that they wouldn't eat them if they bring back 10 of the same fruit.
So the three guys go into the forest to get the fruit.
The first guy comes back with 10 apples.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves the first apple up his a$$ and then whinces. So the cannibals eat him.
Then the second guy comes back with 10 berries.
Then the cannibals say, "Now the second thing you have to do is shove them up your a$$ without changing the expression on your face."
So the guy shoves 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8... then starts to laugh. So the cannibals eat him.
Then in heaven, the first guy says to the second guy, "Why did you laugh?! You almost had it!" Then the second guy says, "I saw the other guy coming with pineapples!"

One more joke.

How are a p e n i s and a rubix cube alike........ The longer you play with it the harder it gets.

They found out how much drugs charlie sheen was taking , it was the amount to kill two and a half men LOL hope i win haha

torres became a barman recently....... because he is good at putting shots over the bar

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