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JOKE: What did the chicken say to the boiling water ??
ANSWER: I cant get hard because the chick over here just laid me !!
ANSWER: I cant get hard because the chick over here just laid me !!
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Here's one
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
enjoy:)
A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay."
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas. When the bartender asks what's wrong, the man says, "I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!"
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, "Yeah, my wife!"
enjoy:)
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Okay so a man is in the hospital waiting for his wife to get out of a coma one day he has to go to the bathroom all the mans bathroom are full so he asked the nurse " nurse,can i go in the girls bathroom" the nurse replied "yes you can but DONT TOUCH ANY BUTTONS" so the man walks in the bathroom and he sits down he see's 3 buttons the first one is marked A.S so he clicks the button and water comes up and spray's his A$$hole
the second is marked A.B so he clicks it and it puts warm air on his A$$hole
so the last is marked T.R so he clicks it.. next thing he knows he walks up in a hospital bed and the nurse said "i told you not to touch any buttons" the man said "what does T.R. stand for" she said " tampon Remover your **** is under your pillow
the second is marked A.B so he clicks it and it puts warm air on his A$$hole
so the last is marked T.R so he clicks it.. next thing he knows he walks up in a hospital bed and the nurse said "i told you not to touch any buttons" the man said "what does T.R. stand for" she said " tampon Remover your **** is under your pillow
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what did the egg say to the boiling water
it will take one minute till i get hard i just got laid by a chick 8) 8)
didnt see that guy had posted it sorry 8)
it will take one minute till i get hard i just got laid by a chick 8) 8)
didnt see that guy had posted it sorry 8)
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what is the difference between a towel and a baseball bat... nothing they both wrap round a paki's head quite nice 8)
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3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says I have the smallest dick in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER
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