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Do not allow your 3DS to get near plants. It hates plants.


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Do not apply bling to your charger, no matter how much it begs.


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Do not leave your 3DS near any water toys. They may attempt to murder your baby.


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Prolonged exposure may cause death. Do not play the 3DS.


Warning: Sexual reference in this one.
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Do not finger your 3DS, unless it is 100% consensual between both parties.


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Please take frequent breaks when playing the 3DS. Prolonged exposure with the 3D slider on maximum may lead to laser vision.


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Do not attempt to water your virtual garden, even if it looks very dry.


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Do not look directly at the battery. A paper clip will appear asking if you need help with that and will proceed to explode.


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Do not use your 3DS near an air conditioner, or it may become very nervous and cry.


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Do not let two 3DSes near each other on an airplane. They have been known to conspire against pilots.


And finishing up on another sexual one.
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Do not use your 3DS as a buttplug without applying lubrication beforehand.

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LOOOOOOOOL wtf is this lolololol
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LOL this is hilarious !!
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Hahahaaa! very nice post. ;)
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I've done most of these.


trololololololololol
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this post is winning :0
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These health warnings are so random.
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WTF!!!!!! lolz this is funny
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OMG lol that was funny
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hahah lol that was funny
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