Shin (noun) - A device for finding furniture in the dark.

Study (verb) - The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

Physics (noun)- The science where you use extremely long and complicated formulas to explain why a ball rolls.

Drama (noun) - When Sarah likes Mike but Mike is going out with Jane when Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up with Mike so she can go out with Dylan then Sarah asks out Ty instead and Ty likes Hanna and Hanna likes Mike so Hanna asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous so she tries to make up with Mike.

Tomorrow (noun) - The best time to do everything you had planned for today.

No offense (phrase) - A phrase used to introduce a highly offensive comment.

Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen.

The Game (noun) - Something you just lost.

Sarcasm (noun) - The brain's natural defense against the less intelligent.

Call of Duty (noun) - An effective form of birth control.

Irony (adjective) - The opposite of wrinkly.

Teacher (noun) - A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

You look familiar (phrase) - The most commonly used phrase in China.

Cleavage (noun) - A place for storing money, cell phones, and other miscellaneous items.

Keychain (noun) - A ring invented so that you can lose all of your keys at once.

Due tomorrow (phrase) - Do tomorrow.

Belieber (noun) - Someone who wrongly believes that Justin Bieber has musical talent.

Awkward (adjective) - When you de-friend somebody on Facebook and they friend request you again.

Internet Explorer (proper noun) - Number one browser used to download a different browser.

Push up bra (noun) - False advertising.

Synonym (noun) - A word you use when you can't figure out how to spell the other one.

Internet (noun) - Where grammar goes to die.

HOMEWORK (acronym) - Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

Junk (noun) - Something you keep for years and then throw away one week before you need it.

Awkward (adjective) - Those first few minutes after slavery was abolished.

Group project (noun) - A project in which you are forced to do all of the work of the lazy students that the professor decided to group you with.

Magic (noun) - Stuff science hasn't made boring yet.

Fruit Loops (noun) - Gay Cheerios.

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