> GOOD:

> Madison, WI

> A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD'.

> The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money(And kids used to just sell lemonade!)

>



BETTER:

> La Crosse, WI

> A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in La Crosse , WI . A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

>

> BEST:

> Stevens Point, WI

> A young woman was pulled over for speeding. A Wisconsin State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, 'Wisconsin State Troopers' don't have balls. There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left.