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sportsdog1234 wrote your moms so fat, she played pool with the planets

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


Lol first one quite good but 2nd one a little original ahhahahaha
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deanoreido12 wrote
sportsdog1234 wrote your moms so fat, she played pool with the planets

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone


Lol first one quite good but 2nd one a little original ahhahahaha
lol i agree
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Your mommas like a brick she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans


hahahaha
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your moms so old she left her purse on noa's ark

your moms so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade
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yodamonkey5 wrote your moms so old she left her purse on noa's ark

your moms so old she sat in front of jesus in first grade


Lol first 1 is pretty s h it but 2nd is quite good xD
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Sorry you wont get any food today. Your mum sold it 4 2 mins with me
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yo momma so fat when i tried to climb ontop of her i burnt my ass on the lightbulb

OooOoOOO00OoOO0Oo
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your mums so dumb that she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side.

your mums so dumb she took a doughnut back because it had a hole in it.

your mums so hairy the only language she talks is wookie.
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Funniest 1 so far : your momma is so fat she pisses doughnut glaze !!!! ROASTED
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Your Mom's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon,
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