It would have to take a.. nevermind. Not too classic.

i like this one better yo momma is so fat that god said let thier be light so she had to move

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, no
That was :idea: terrible

Ive heard better lol

yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone
yo momma so fat she jumped in the sea and whales sang "we are family"
yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!
Yo momma so fat she's on both side of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ole ass over!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAY-UM!"
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now!
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her!
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "I'll Take It!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "Taxi!"
Yo momma so fat, she got to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo momma so fat I've known her all my life ... and I still haven't seen ALL of her!
Yo momma so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.
Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign!
Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."
Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
Yo momma so fat God couldn't light the Earth until she moved!
Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA.A., Chicago...
Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Lol fail ^ copy and paste

yo mama so ugly her birth certificate was an apology letter to the condom factory

not funny. haaaha

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