Real life zombies would be awesome, would they be call of duty zombies or brain craving zombies from the movies

umm... i didn't understand any of those medical terms

I'm Giving Out over 9000 FREE Porter's X2 Ray Guns For The Zombie Apocalypse. lol

Kid_illusions wrote It would be awesome if zombies were real!

YOu understand if zombies were real our families and most of us would be eaten alive this is a serious matter

dont so uhhhhhhhh well umm... i can just get a gun well yes you can but this is not zombieland you cant hold off forever

DragonRainz wrote A tumor that could provide the key to making zombies

Today a group of medical researchers reported the discovery of something very intriguing in a type of pancreatic cancer called PanNET. Turns out PanNET is associated with mutations in two genes that help control a part of your DNA that determines whether you die.

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Specifically, these genes can artificially lengthen the telomeres, caps on the ends of chromosomes that gradually erode as you grow older. Above, you can see PanNET cells - the glowing pink bits are the areas where the cancer is causing telomere extension. Usually, short telomeres are associated with disease and death. As a result, some scientists believe that keeping telomeres long could be one way to lengthen life (a few tests in mice seem to back this up). PanNET may have just given us two genetic tools to prolong life. The question is, what would a cancer-extended life be like?
Mutations in the genes ATRX and DAXX are responsible for the effect that's intrigued Johns Hopkins Medical Institute researcher Christopher Heaphy and his team. In PanNET cancer, these genes shut down. As a result, the proteins that these genes manufacture no longer keep the telomeres in fighting trim. The telomeres grow wildly in a process called, perhaps unsurprisingly, "Alternative Lengthening of Telomeres."

Unfortunately for people suffering PanNET, the extra long telomeres are what keep cancerous genes alive even when they are malfunctioning horribly. That's why it's probably more appropriate to call these cells undead rather than immortal. Yes, they're alive, but they're shambling along and trying to replicate and replace every other cell with a version of themselves.

The question is whether researchers like Heaphy could turn this undeath into something more like eternal life. Knowing which genes to shut down in order to allow telomeres to lengthen could be the first step in a process that ends with healthy cells that don't age. The problem is, no one knows for sure whether short telomeres cause aging, or are just a result of some other age clock in the body we haven't yet identified.

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They should call the tumor T-Virus lol


Also better board up thoose windows

sorry couldnt resist

This is so cool, appart from the fact that i live in the uk and if there was a zombie apocalipse there would be no guns to fight them with

No need to worry, we can just turn Godmode on!

okay guys i got monkeys where do u want me to through them :trollin:

PaNet does not exist im a killjoy





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It would suck if zombies were real, you would die instantly