-LoLz- wrote I skimmed over it and i know for a fact that your grammar is not the same as in the topic

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Spell Check Helps Alot.

Lmao good post... like you said about eating zombies, it would be one hell of a fight with a zombie and a person trying to bite eat other >.<

Radium wrote Lmao good post... like you said about eating zombies, it would be one hell of a fight with a zombie and a person trying to bite eat other >.<

Thanks bro But thank My Friend Nick He Helped Alot with the Spell check and Other stuff.

You've got it all wrong! This is what you do...

First, get some survivors and go to Ryan, Oklahoma.
You are done!

Oh wait, I forgot to mention why that location. Well, you see... A good friend of mine called Chuck Norris comes from Ryan, Oklahoma and if a zombie came into that place...what do you think would happen?

i doubt there would be a zombie outbreak anyway but good detailed post

-VeteranHacker- wrote You've got it all wrong! This is what you do...

First, get some survivors and go to Ryan, Oklahoma.
You are done!

Oh wait, I forgot to mention why that location. Well, you see... A good friend of mine called Chuck Norris comes from Ryan, Oklahoma and if a zombie came into that place...what do you think would happen?

**** CHUCK NORRIS HES A ****

Holmesy wrote i doubt there would be a zombie outbreak anyway but good detailed post

The story begins in 1962, in Haiti. A man called Clairvius Narcisse was sold to a zombie master by his brothers, because Clairvius refused to sell his share of the family land. Soon after Clairvius "officially" died, and was buried. However, he had been later secretly unburied, and was actually working as a zombie slave on a sugar plantation with many other zombies. In 1964, his zombie master died, and he wandered across the island in a psychotic daze for the next 16 years. The drugs that made him psychotic were gradually wearing off. In 1980, he accidentally stumbled across his long-lost sister in a market place, and recognized her. She didn't recognise him, but he identified himself to her by telling her early childhood experiences that only he could possibly know.

Dr. Wade Davis, an ethnobiologist from Harvard, went to Haiti to research this story. He discovered how to make a zombie. First, make them "dead", then make them "mad" so that their minds are malleable. Often, a local "witch doctor" secretly gives them the drugs.

He made the victim "dead" with a mixture of toad skin and puffer fish. You can put it in their food, or rub it on their skin, especially the soft, undamaged skin on the inside of the arm near the elbow. The victims soon appear dead, with an incredibly slow breath, and an incredibly slow and faint heartbeat. In Haiti, people are buried very soon after death, because the heat and the lack of refrigeration makes the bodies decay very rapidly. This suits the zombie-making process. You have to dig them up within eight hours of the burial, or else they'll die of asphyxiation.

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