run into the kitchen and throw all the fries up in the air and make a fry angel

Patrick0540 wrote Walk in with a long raincoat on and be naked underneath and sit down with some McNuggets. Wait for a victim that is alone and sits in the back with a booth next to her. Sit down in it and look at porn on phone. When hard and ready stand up in the booth behind her on the seat and silently **** into her hair until somebody notices or she does. When that happens go into the back kitchen and stand near the fryer. Wait til someone tries to tackle you or just grab you. Then pretend to slip into the fryer and burn your junk. Then you can file a lawsuit and get banned from McDonalds. And be on the news.

you sir are a very sick person

run behind the counter and shout


WHAT IS THAT SHIT ON THE BERGER'S OH IT'S (SNOT)


HAHAHAHA I AM FUNNY X <3

Get your very own chicken nuggets out.

I have another one
walk in there with a big bag of burger king full of burgers and try and sell them as people walk in.

-Gengar- wrote Run In With A Gun :trollin: ...





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He said banned, not arrested, and nice fake signature NOOB

Order an ice cream cone at the counter, and one the girl/guy hands it to you, shove it right in their face, and then hop on the counter, pull out your dick, and piss on the workers that try to grab you. All while wearing a ski mask, and then run out. GOOD?

dress up as ronald mcdonald and walk around touching little kids and saying free ice-cream cones in my big white van outside

give them this picture.


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If you see a ginger tell them: What do you call a ginger prostitute?
Orange pay as you go.

Than tell him to dye his hair and get friends