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It's Hell to be Old !
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OLD people have problems that you haven't
even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his
Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical
exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take
this jar home and bring back a semen sample
tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared
at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the
previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man
explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried
with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing..

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with
her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.
She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in,
then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'She even called up Arleen, the lady next door
and she tried too, first with both hands, then an
armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between
her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your
neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get
the jar open.'

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xD

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OMFG I LOL'D SO HARD
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HAHA! lol this is good!
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Lmfao More funny than i thought!
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Lmao that was funny as hell!

Bet you the doctor was omfg
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Mawlud wrote Lmao that was funny as hell!

Bet you the doctor was omfg



haha yeah true...i was thinking so sexual when i first read it then i laughed so hard at the conclusion
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omg lol
funny shiiiit
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i was thinking of the jar too.
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xTHR33 wrote i was thinking of the jar too.


ahhah yeah i didnt think of it like that when i first read it lol
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