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I have 2

Joke #1.
Two guys come into a bar
no it was a horse two guys come into a horse

Joke #2.
Two guys are talking one says i have the smallest head in the world
The second guy says i have the smallest pen!s in the world
They both wanna see if both they're records are true
So they both go to the World Record Center to see the records
The first guy walks out and says YES its official i have the smallest head in the world
The secone guy walks out and says WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Please give me REP