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#11. Posted:
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Women can vote

That's quite a joke.
#12. Posted:
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RusH_HD_Shox wrote Why cant hellen keller drive?
Shes a woman

Knock Knock
Whos there?
I **** Doctor.
I **** Doctor Who?



Win.
#13. Posted:
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what do you call a turtle with a hard-on ?
a tank
#14. Posted:
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TTG_IKuSh wrote
kyle1333 wrote ok a guy walks into the bar and says would like 6 shots and the bartender says wuts the special occasion the guy goes i had my first blowjob! so the bartender says well in that case i will give u a seventh one on the house! the guy goes well if the first six wont get the taste out of my mouth i dont think the 7th will either


Haha, Omg best joke so far.


thanks man i try plz plus rep if u thought that was funny
#15. Posted:
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So a man was getting married. During the marriage the wife whispered to the husband and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but I have baby breasts", the man says "That's fine because I got a baby penis". At their honeymoon the wife and husband decide to have sex, the man takes off his pants and the wife is shocked and says " I thought you said you had a baby penis!", He says "I do, 8 pounds 3 ounces"

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well hmmm lets think, well every one has a computer on TTG (most ppl) so...why were u sick yesterday-i wasnt- well u were on aim all day and did not reply, what were u doing-nothing- haha well thats funny because u said u were on goole video on ur status-----u know where it goes from here...
#17. Posted:
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what did the mexican michael jackson say to the little boy?
donde esta to burrito
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Your nans in my fridge.
I win right? ^^
#19. Posted:
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ha ha I loled at these jokes. ;P
#20. Posted:
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Women are equal to men.

i win
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