1. Bring 1 bullet round and go to the Gun section. Ask for the specific gun that fits the bullet and hold the store ransom. (Duh Of course you are going to get banned)
2. Walk in naked and hit on the wall mart greeter
3. Walk in with a shovel and start banging on the ground and start digging a hole and until one of the guys come by and they ask you what are you doing yell out,"I hear Hitler was burried here!"
4. Bust through the wall with a tank
5. Direct a porn film in wall mart
6. Live in wall mart
7. Pay a whole bunch of hobo's to come to Wall mart and film the next Hobo fights
8. Start opening a whole bunch of the products and eating or using them
9. Get brown paint and splash it everywhere and then stand there looking exhausted and when someone comes by yell out, "I SAID I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
10. Grease yourself up and run naked through the Isles and slide down them.
11. Become a Wall mart greeter and greet everyone by saying, "Hi, I am a convicted sex offender. Have a nice day!"
12. Get a 200 midgets and make them run drunk through the store
13. Get two mice and wield them with swords and make them fight to the death and stand there yelling, "yes yes, you have nothing and i have everything!"
14. Solicit random stuff
15. Start the Wall mart religion/cult that involves sacrafising wall mart greeter in the store
16. Pour water over the electronics
17. Rig the place with explosives
18. Throw hot coffee at employee's and say isn't it a hot day?
19. get Urkel to break random things and make him say "Did I do that?"
20. Get everyone drunk in the store and blame it on a bird
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